Lyrics for "Defeating Chuck Norris"
I found it kind of funny.
INTRO
Chuck must go
take your records and medals of gold
I've seen your shows
...and i dont really think
a ranger can take on 18 choLOWS
VERSE
have you been fooled
into believing he can part the seas back
apparently to which ill never believe
he knows Victorias Secret
apparently to which ill never believe
were the same were the same
apparently to which they'll never conceive
were the same were the same
CHORUS
chuck must go
your existence is overrated
i've used your gym happens to be
the worst part of waking up
chuck must go
VERSE 2
prove your self
eat the core of this apple first
dropkicks are in your blood
spare me a round house
ahhhhhh!!!
Run from the walker
CHORUS
chuck must go
your existence is overrated(I've seen this shit before)
Fuck your total gym never made anyone slim
chuck must go
(everyday i hear it replay)
chuck must go
your existence is overrated
ive seen your show happened to be the,the worst part
chuck must go
your a sucker if you think ill give up
everyday i hear it replay the worst part
HE'S BEHIND YOU
HE'S BEHIND YOU
Chuck must go
take your records and medals of gold
I've seen your shows
...and i dont really think
a ranger can take on 18 choLOWS
VERSE
have you been fooled
into believing he can part the seas back
apparently to which ill never believe
he knows Victorias Secret
apparently to which ill never believe
were the same were the same
apparently to which they'll never conceive
were the same were the same
CHORUS
chuck must go
your existence is overrated
i've used your gym happens to be
the worst part of waking up
chuck must go
VERSE 2
prove your self
eat the core of this apple first
dropkicks are in your blood
spare me a round house
ahhhhhh!!!
Run from the walker
CHORUS
chuck must go
your existence is overrated(I've seen this shit before)
Fuck your total gym never made anyone slim
chuck must go
(everyday i hear it replay)
chuck must go
your existence is overrated
ive seen your show happened to be the,the worst part
chuck must go
your a sucker if you think ill give up
everyday i hear it replay the worst part
HE'S BEHIND YOU
HE'S BEHIND YOU
Though I'm not a huge fan of the vocals (never got into the screamy/growly thing) the lyrics are hilarious and the guitar-work is pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Doc - I don't really care for vocals like this, but the guitar is pretty sweet!
ReplyDeleteHaha the chuck norris lyrics cracked me up
ReplyDeleteSinger is terrible. Thanks for the lyrics and song, was a very unique and meaningful post.
ReplyDeleteHaha, fine lyrics, but the singer...
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